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May 14, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Man this dude must be smooth as hell to get Lindsay Lohan to loosen up like this. Especially in this one and this one and this one where her top is coming off as they frolic in the water. This is so unlike her. I wonder what his secret is. I could never be this suave. Like, I met a new girl the other day and she was really pretty and she paid me a compliment and since compliments make me nervous I panicked and dropped the N word like 15 times. And "queer". I basically said there sure are a lot of them here, huh. I also said "cunt" about 9 times. Although, hmm, I guess I didn't really "meet" a new girl and she didn't exactly "compliment" me. She was the waitress at the place we took my mom for mothers day and she said I made an excellent choice. That's sort of like a compliment.