LINDSAY IS HAVING PROBLEMS

A model named Sara Kova says that Lindsay Lohans current boyfriend, Calum Best, basically made out with her and felt her up during their recent trip to the Bahamas.  And by "their", I mean, "Calums and Lindsays".  All of this while Lindsay was in the next room.  Another source who works at the hotel where they stayed confirms that Best was with another girl.  The Daily News says:

Looking a little worse for wear after another night out, Lindsay "was screaming about how Calum was cheating on her," says our spy. Our source says hotel guests were starting to complain about Lohan's teeth-gnashing, prompting one of the managers to escort her gently to her own suite. It's just as well she didn't surprise Best in his. Late last week, a room-service staffer is said to have found Best with another woman when he asked that his minibar be restocked around 4 a.m. According to our source, Best had his shirt off and the girl was on the bed when the urgent delivery of little booze bottles arrived. Best is said to have invited the room-service guy to grab a tip from a pile of cash, saying: "It's Lindsay's money. I don't care." (He also didn't seem to care who saw some other stuff most people would hide if a stranger knocked.)

Wow, this dude is punchin kitty left and right.  I'm all man but even I need a break every now and then.  Those dvd's expect me to perform every time.  What am I, a machine?