KEEP PARIS IN JAIL – NEW UPDATE

Paris Hilton has posted a link on her myspace to a petition for "all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice".  The petition is hoping that Governor Schwarzenegger will pardon her and she will not have to serve the 45 day jail sentence imposed on her last Friday for repeatedly violating her probation.  The sentence, of course, came after a DUI charge and for driving 70 miles per hour down Sunset Boulevard at night without her headlights on.  The petition begins:

Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.

Well when you put it like that I'm putty in your hands you silver tongued devil.  I forgot that she inherited a bunch of money and provided beauty all over the world.  We should all sign this and put Paris back behind the wheel.  We should also go to the zoos and free all the polar bears and lions, just let em run loose on the streets, because it's pretty much the same thing.  So you could sign the first one, OR, you could sign this one, started by some mysterious stranger, asking the Governor to ignore the first one and keep her ass in jail.  I know its extreme, but by golly, we’ve got to try something!

UPDATE – As of 6:28 pacific time, the score is:"Free Paris Hilton" petition –  12,473 signatures"Jail Paris Hilton" petition – 16,685 signatures