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May 2, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
I'm happy that there are more pictures today from Hawaii showing Kate Bosworth in a bikini, because she looks absolutely fantastic. I woke up this morning and my stuffed animals were stuck to my legs, but we all agree that she looks great. I can't take all of the credit of course, but most people would agree that I deserve all the credit and am a hero because when Kate and I go to dinner, I often make little piggy sounds when she goes to take a bite and cough "fatass" into my napkin when the guy asks if we saved any room for desert. Mine is a shame-based system to get girls to lose weight, combined with ridicule and mental torture, and it's controversial because seven girls have died, but I think the results speak for themselves.
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