HOW MUCH TIME WILL SHE SERVE?

The New York Post quotes a spokesman for the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department who says it is "highly unlikely" that Paris Hilton will serve her full 45-day sentence.   At most she may serve 23 days or maybe as little as 4 to 5 days.  The Post says:

"For every day you serve, you earn a day’s credit," said the spokesman. "So it’s likely she will serve only 22 to 23 days of her sentence," Sean Tabibian, a longtime Los Angeles defense Attorney who has had many clients receive the same sentence, said it could get even better for Hilton. Due to "overburdening," the Los Angeles county jail system moves people in and out like an assembly line. This means Paris may do even less than half the time – she could do as little as 10 percent, or four to five days. Tabibian said, "Based on my experience, the likely scenario is that she’ll get credit for good behavior and will likely serve under 10 days. I’ve had clients who get a 10-day sentence and don’t even end up going in or going in for a few hours. I’m sure she was told about the shortened terms, so this asking for a pardon from the Governor is ludicrous."

If she gets out in 4 days when she was supposed to do 45, we better ramp up the terror to make it feel like 45.  Like, instead of putting her in a cell by herself, we lock her in a trash can with rattlesnakes.  And every now and then we drop in some firecrackers.  We won't tell her when because it will ruin the surprise.