BRITTANY MURPHY IS EASILY TRICKED

Early last month it was confirmed that Brittany Murphy had married screenwriter Simon Monjack several weeks earlier in a private ceremony at Murphys home.  Which was weird, because, as E! said at the time:

The hush-hush ceremony — and reluctant confirmation that a ceremony even took place — follows an equally quiet courtship. Murphy and Monjack didn't make any public appearances together and never announced their engagement, which, based on her dating timeline, had to have taken place within the past eight months.As recently as last summer, Murphy was eyeing a trip down the aisle with then fiancé Joe Macaluso.

And now weird gets weirder because the New York Post says:

Monjack was arrested on expired visa charges in the middle of the night on March 27 – just over a month before the couple's rushed marriage. The tabloid also hits the actress' tubby hubby with allegations of bad debts and sleazy business schemes, which sources told Page Six the "Clueless" cutie knew nothing about. Monjack's lawyer told us the charges are being made by "disgruntled ex-girlfriends".

People make fun of goofy chicks like Brittany Murphy because she's dumb and does stuff like this, but she's also the kind of girl that would let you feel her boobs in the sixth grade.  So, in that sense, Brittany Murphy is one of our greatest heroes.  If I were to make a list, she would come somewhere between Abraham Lincoln and Batman, and that's pretty dog-gone good.