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May 17, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
If you can't make out what this says, it's a letter Britney Spears posted to her fans on her official site this morning. It says:
The reason for this letter is to let everyone know that their prayers have truly helped me. I am so blessed that you care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to live in this brighter state with all of you by my side during this trying time. We are all lights of the world and we all need to continuously inspire others and look to the higher power. You are all in my prayers. Godspeed.Love, Britney
The voices in Britney's head must be getting louder, because no one back here on earth thinks she's anything less than a total retard. And no one thinks she wrote this either. I'm sure it was cleaned up by her handlers, because her original was probably, "Looka me everyone! I'm doin it! Yaaayyyyyy!" And then there was a drawing of a stick figure with long pretty hair in a fast car with a winking sun overhead giving a thumbs up, and the sun said, "We love you Britney!"