AWWW, POOR LITTLE LAMB

May 9, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

It would normally touch my heart to see a girl cry, but this girl is Paris Hilton, and Paris Hilton is a mean spirited racist bitch, so she can cry until she blacks out and I’ll just sit here like a Terminator. She's a horrible horrible retched person, so just picture that dude from Saw when you picture Paris crying to get a gauge on how much compassion I have for her.

By the way, as of 10:12 am, the Jail Paris Hilton petition has 20,936 votes. The official Free Paris Hilton petition has 14,145. It seems like the site bumped up its server so if you were having trouble getting on before, it should be easier now. This, of course, is my subtle nudge for you to sign the Jail Paris Hilton one. Lazy jerk.

Tags: paris hilton

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