ANGELINA IS A GOOD DANCER

Last week while at a screening for her documentary "A Place In Time", Angelina Jolie – minus Brad Pitt who did not attend – had a few drinks and reportedly started doing a lap dance for her one-time co-star Oliver Martinez.   Us.com says:

After an official bash at Hotel Gansevoort – where the star drank wine and, a source tells Us, was “really outgoing and very chatty” – Jolie headed to a small VIP afterparty at nearby eatery Gin Lane. Among the guests: actor Olivier Martinez, a participant in the documentary and her costar in the 2004 thriller Taking Lives, with whom she reportedly had a fling at the time. Encouraged by a group of drummers, the actress eventually began waving her arms around. But it wasn’t until Jolie started dancing for Martinez that things got really wild. “She turned to him on the banquette and was shaking it in front of him. She was giving him a lap dance, ” another reveler tells Us. “She was looking over her shoulder, tossing a glance his way." As another partygoer describes it, “It was very, very flirty.” “When she is with someone she knows, she might appear to be flirtatious, but it’s just affection.”

Screw that, Brad needs to beat this dudes ass.  I would but his last name is Martinez and minorities are scary.  Just the other day a black person chased me at the park.  I guess technically it was a black squirrel, but still, he chased me for almost three miles.  Eeeeeeee!!!!

(these pictures are about two years old, by the way, only up to show how … umm … "friendly" Angelina looks when she's had a few glasses of wine.  full size copy of the banner pic here)