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May 25, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Britney Spears sailed right into my heart yesterday as she headed out to Marina del Rey with her kids and some friends for a day on the ocean. I can't be the only one getting super turned on right now. She's so sexy, so alluring. She's leading this trip to the ocean, and leading me on a mysterious journey to intrigue, where desire leads to obsession, obsession leads to madness, and the heart becomes a weapon. Rated R.(hopefully this will be updated later and we can find out if that's a thong and see her wrestling Sean Preston out of a pelicans mouth, since we both know that probably happened)