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April 5, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Seriously, at what point are people going to stop pretending that Uma Thurman is even remotely attractive. Magazines and dumb Hollywood shows have been telling us for years that she's beautiful. I guess as some kind of prank because this bitch is hideous. Seriously, there's not an inch anywhere on her body I could say something nice about. Amplifying her fug and my pain by 1 million is the fact that she walks like a damn Bigfoot. In fact, many top experts are gathering today to determine if these might be the first known pictures of Bigfoot in a bikini. (please note that the first picture is her walking forward while holding a plastic tray, and the last picture shows her walking away while holding a plastic tray. it’s a set of pictures I assume historians will refer to as"Quest of the Plastic Tray".)