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April 23, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
TomKatCrazy has new pictures of Suri Cruise with mom and dad taken yesterday at the birthday party for Brooke Shields daughter, Grier Hammond (um, wasn't Katie supposed to be in Shreveport filming a movie. and is that where she left her conditioner). Grier and Suri were both born on April 18th, 2006 at the St. Johns hospital in Santa Monica. With any luck Grier is better looking than Suri, because Suri is a fuckin mess. She looks like something a caveman would have, or like when you see baby pictures of Andre the Giant. One eye is higher than the other and they're spaced 19 inches apart. She always looks like they just dropped her and her head is the three times the size of a normal human head. Poor Katie. Her vagina must look like taffy now, or like it's sticking its tongue out at you.