SNAGGLETOOTH IS A DRUNK

Kirsten Dunst got lit up with new fug boyfriend Johnny Borrell last night after the London premiere of "Spider-Man 3".  The Daily Mirror says:

The 24-year-old actress began the evening at 6pm looking bright-eyed and bushy-tailed on the red carpet in Leicester Square. But two parties later, Kirsten — who by now had changed into a shorter dress with a bustier bodice — was looking more than a little disheveled. Whatever could have happened? Well, after the Spider-Man 3 premiere, she went on to the afterparty at the Freemasons' Hall in Covent Garden. After that, Johnny whisked her off to the Hawley where she apparently availed herself of the refreshments on offer. She eventually stumbled back to the Covent Garden Hotel just before 4am.

God what do you do in a situation like this?  They’re both monsters, so they deserve each other, but what if they breed.  That kid would have some alien lizard head and hooves and spiked teeth and a forked tongue.  The nurse would see it and then stumble backwards, knocking over a tray of instruments while making the sign of the cross.  If the doctor has an ounce of compassion for the world he would deliver the baby and then throw it directly into a furnace.