SANDRA BULLOCK IS UNDER ATTACK

A woman obsessed with Sandra Bullock almost killed Sandra's husband, Jesse James, last Sunday night outside of their Orange County home when the woman repeatedly attempted to run James over with her car.  TMZ says:

Cops say that Bullock, along with James' 10-year-old child, looked on in horror as Marcia Valentine "attempted 3 or 4 times to run Jesse James over with her silver Mercedes." Jesse was never struck by the car during the alleged incident.We're told Valentine also "laid in the driveway and wouldn't move."Orange County Sheriffs were contacted and responded to the scene, but Valentine allegedly fled before they arrived. After an intense manhunt, officers located Valentine early Monday morning and took her into custody.  Valentine is being held on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon.

This woman must be an awesome driver because Jesse James is kinda fat.  He doesn’t look like he’s diving out of the way of anything.  He's almost at the point where if you tipped him over, his arms wouldn't even fall to his side, they would just stick out like you knocked over a sawhorse.