ROSE MCGOWAN IS FRIENDLY

The New York Post reminds us today that the production of the movie “Grindhouse" – the double-feature movie directed by Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez that opens Friday – was shut down last April when the affair between Rodriguez and Grindhouse star Rose McGowan went public.  Rodriguez has been married for 16 years and has five kids with Elizabeth Avellan.  Avellan also acts as a producer for Rodriguez, and has co-produced "Grindhouse," "Sin City," "From Dusk Till Dawn," "Desperado" and "Spy Kids." Page Six says:

"When Elizabeth found out, there was an eruption of emotions – an emotional volcano.”"It was the worst-kept secret on the set. They were going off to his trailer, having meals together.  Rose thought some of the crew were treating her differently, and the attitude was, like, well what do you expect when you're [bleeping] the director?" In the meantime, Rodriguez and McGowan are keeping an ultra-low profile. "They arrived in the same limo for the L.A. premiere, but they got out separately several minutes apart to avoid being seen together," a spy told Page Six.

Wow, these two are really smart.  A limo pulls up and one person gets out.  Then the limo idles for two minutes and the door opens again.  "AHHHHH!  THAT CAR IS HAUNTED … oh wait … okay never mind…"  Did they think no one was gonna do that math?  Did they think Robert was the driver?   They might wanna have someone else plan their capers from now on.  Someone who's not a total fucking retard.  Or else one day his wife is gonna end up dead, and Robert will tell the police that “it was raining, and she was driving, and then a lion jumped out and shot her.  Umm, do you buy that?”