NO ONE WANTS TO KISS SNAGGLETOOTH

The very slowly growing-on-me Tobey Maguire says that the hardest thing he’s ever had to do in three movies playing Spider-Man – a role that demands intense physical preparation and endless hours with an army of trainers and stunt coordinators – was kiss Kirsten Dunst.  Gee, you don't say.  I wonder why?

“…probably the hardest thing I had to do as Spider-Man was kiss Kirsten Dunst. When we shot that scene where we kissed in the alleyway and I was hanging upside down…it was raining and the whole time I had rainwater running up my nose. Then, when Kirsten rolled back the wet mask, she cut off the air completely.”

He was probably back tracking and made up the mask thing, because I'd rather punch a tiger in the face than kiss Kirsten Dunst.  She's a damn monster.  I heard that one time she went to see some kids with cancer and one of the kids with cancer was also in a coma and he rose up of his wheel chair and stepped dramatically across the room and jumped out the fuckin window.  True story!