LINDSAY LOHAN IS A MAJESTIC PRINCESS

Lindsay Lohan is telling anyone who will listen that she is desperate for a role that will push her as an actress and hopefully earn the respect she craves in Hollywood.  The Daily Telegraph says:

Lindsay recently told In Touch magazine that she would love to play Princess Diana in a movie about the life and tragic death of the royal princess. "It would be fantastic to play her" says Lohan, "She gave back a lot and was such an amazing woman" she finishes. Lindsay is planning on following in the footsteps of Diana, who was known for her charity work. "I'm going to Japan soon with my friend Charlotte Ronson, who's a designer, and I'm researching some charity work that I can do and visit some orphanages."

Lindsay Lohan is annoying and drunk and trampy but she would be pretty good as Princess Diana.  They're both so regal, but Lindsay may wanna keep looking because that role doesn’t sound very hard.  I do a pretty good Princess Diana impression too.  Although, to be honest, once I wreck the car and twitch for a while, the rest is pretty easy.