LARRY BIRKHEAD IS THE DAD

To absolutely no ones surprise, DNA analysis has proven that Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smiths baby girl.  Birkhead, of course, was said to be the father from the very beginning, until bizarre claims by Howard K Stern brought on a lengthy court battle.  Stern claimed he and Anna were deeply in love and he was the true father and all of her public relationships were a sham.  For what purpose, he wasn’t quite clear, and many of his claims came after Smith died.  Regardless, Yahoo says:

Dr. Michael Baird, who analyzed the results of a March 21 DNA test, announced the results outside the court. "Essentially, he's the biological father," Baird told reporters.  A jubilant Birkhead said "My baby's going to be coming home pretty soon."

And let us never speak of this again.