KFED WAS A HUGE MISTAKE. WAIT, WHAT?

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline finally settled on the details of their divorce last week and it will reportedly cost Brit $13 million to make KFed go away. When the two met in lawyers offices last week, they smoked a few cigarettes, then they agreed once and for all to split and Britney said to Kevin, "You’re the biggest mistake I’ve ever made, but thank you for my babies."  Some of the details, according to MSNBC:

 – A 2004 pre-nup called for K-Fed to get $250,000 for each year of their marriage, but Spears upped that figure to $500,000 to speed up the negotiations. – He receives half the proceeds from their Malibu mansion, which is on the market for $13.5 million. – $25,000 a month in child support for each of the couple’s two children until they reach 18. He also gets custody of the boys four days a week. – Federline gets to keep all the gifts Spears bought them during their marriage. – He’s forbidden from writing a tell-all about their marriage.

Well at least Britney has learned a valuable lesson and will never … actually … wait … no.  She's still borderline retarded and super easily tricked.  Anyone with a moose costume and a flashlight could  convince her that only the MooseLight Foundation can show the way to true happiness and the path to enlightenment.  You could make at least 6 million from her and Lindsay and Madonna before they moved on to someone wearing robes and a shiny pendant and a super pointy hat.  The pointy hat stands for wiseness.