KATE BOSWORTH WON THE BIKINI CONTEST

If you're in a pretend sexual relationship with Kate Bosworth like I am, these picture will be sure to warm your heart, since it looks like she's put on some weight lately.  Granted, it's only maybe a pound or two, but that's like 45 percent of her total body mass, so it's definitely a step up and 100 percent better than last year, when she looked like she just punched her way out of a haunted graveyard.  Now she looks fantastic.  These were taken this weekend although I'm not sure where.  Heaven?  Some people may think she still looks too thin, and since beauty is subjective, there's no definitive definition of what is attractive and what is not, but if you think she doesn't look hot, you're wrong and a jerk and I hate you and I hope you die.