“I LOVE NEW YORK” IS A SHAM

This Sunday night, the “I Love New York” reunion show will air on VH1 to wrap-up to the most successful show to ever air on the network.  The finale last week earned huge ratings, as New York (real name Tiffany Pollard) chose Tango as her true love.  Word is the two are even planning to get married.  Which is news to Tangos live-in girlfriend, who claims the two are having a good laugh about this whole set-up.  MediaTakeOut says:   

MediaTakeOut.com located a woman claiming to be Tango's girlfriend – and she had a lot to say. The young lady, who is a student at Florida A&M University, told us, "The show was just a big game … you know, for his rap career. But that psycho New York doesn't seem to get it. The crazy [EXPLETIVE] texts [Tango] at least 100 times a day and sends him all kinds of naked pictures of herself."And according to the woman, she's beginning to fear for her safety. She explains, "I'm not really worried about Tango leaving me for her. But I'm worried that [New York] may spazz out one day and come and get us." The young lady continues, "If you read some of the things she sends [Tango], you'd be worried too. In one message she said that she's not afraid to murder someone for [Tango]. … Most of the times me and [Tango] read what she writes, we laugh at her. But there's nothing funny about murder."And there may some truth to what the woman is saying. A key source at VH1 told MediaTakeOut.com that during the taping of the reunion show, Tango was very cold towards New York.

Well, I was gonna watch this trash anyway but now I’m gonna watch it twice, just to see what I can read into it.  I’d also watch a show where they make a pig an FBI agent, and the pig is a real hotshot who plays by his own rules, and the chief says, "The Senator says you're harassing him again Mr. Pickles, well he's at a black tie fund raiser tonight, and if you go within ten miles of him, I'll have your badge!"  But at no point is it ever acknowledged that he’s a pig.  And also there’s like some sorority girls and they kiss each other all the time.  That would be a good show!

(oh, umm, I couldn't find any high res pictures of 'New York, so I consulted my awesome level of racism, and it said it was cool to put up pictures of Halle Berry  from the new Esquire instead.)