EVA LONGORIA IS FUN

According to the Sun UK, Eva Longoria admits that she loves be sexually submissive, and that includes being tied up.  Longoira says:

“I’m not averse to being tied up — I like a man to take charge.  There’s something very sexy about being submissive.”

Chicks always say they want this kind of thing, but they only mean it in a very girly way.  They want to be tied up with flower petals and kisses.  They also say they want to be kidnapped and "forced" to do things, but only in some girly fantasy world.  They seem to think kidnappers have long wind swept manes of hair and unbuttoned shirts, and they whisk women away on their pirate ships to feed them strawberries behind velvet blindfolds. A more realistic scenario is that the meth addict who broke into their house sets them on fire and buries them in the desert. He may or may not kill them first. If you’re a meth addict rapist, decisions like that are when you just follow your heart.

(yes the pictures are old, but somehow appropriate)