BRITNEY IS STILL A DRUNK

The rumor is that Britney Spears has been drinking almost non-stop since she left rehab.  She certainly hasn't been getting drunk as often as she used to, if ever, but she has never actually stopped drinking.  And now MSNBC quotes a source saying the rumors are true.  MSNBC says:

Britney “tossed back glasses of wine” at a friend’s Beverly Hills condo with her cousin Alli Sims on April 14 and the two were later spotted at the hotspot Parc, where she had more wine. The next day, she went to the Japanese restaurant Shu Sushi, where she allegedly drank sake.“Brit feels like she can have a few drinks,” a “friend” tells the mag. “She feels like as long as she’s having fun and not hurting anyone, she doesn’t need rehab.” Spears recently fired Larry Rudolph, the manager who urged her to go into rehab, and when her father defended him to the New York Post, Spears told the paper, “It’s sad that all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman’s love.”That’s why Spears is having trouble kicking her addiction, an insider tells In Touch: “She’s looking at everyone around her to blame for the problems in her life.”

A-ha!  I knew it!  I knew everyone else was to blame.  It's all starting to make sense … and I suspect the Dutch.  Between this and 9/11, they always seem to have a good alibi.  Maybe too good, if you catch my drift.