BAM! (UPDATED)

Glasses of cigarettes must be filled with vitamins because Britney Spears looks awesome.  Its almost enough to make you forget that underneath that wig and hat is her weird shaved head and that she’s been sleeping around after giving birth to two giant babies, meaning you’d have to throw a glo-light into her vagina to find the bottom like in the those movies when they’re lying on the edge of a scary well or cave, or maybe if you don’t have a glo-light, drop a piece of paper in there and watch it flutter to the bottom.  Almost.

UPDATE – okay not really updated, but I wanted to get Roger Ebert off as the headline and some were wondering if this really was Britney.  According to Us magazine, it is