AWW, WHAT A CUTE FAMILY

This would be a nice Christmas card from the Spears family.  There’s Chunk in his adorable little sweater, and there’s Jayden still hidden from the public and buried under blankets, and there’s mom dressed like a prostitute that you would drive by to see who else might be working.  Everything you need to know about Britney as a parent is captured in this picture, because she seemingly thinks it's appropriate for mom to walk around like this, and all the RC cars and heart-shaped pancakes in the world won't undo the damage.  Honest to god, I’d rather have a pedophile baby-sit my kids than Britney Spears.