PAX JOLIE IS ON HIS WAY HOME

It would seem Pax Thien Jolie has cleared the last hurdle and is now the official adopted son of Angelina Jolie.  They new addition to the family was previously reported to arrive in the United States this weekend but it may be as early as tonight.  He was issued a passport (picture above) and is now free to travel.  Jolie has kept relatively quiet on the whole affair as she seems more and more concerned about the spotlight that is shined on her family wherever she goes.  Jolie says:

"I will stay at home to help Pax adjust to his new life.  I have four children and caring for them is the most important thing for me at the moment. I am very proud and happy to be their mother … Photographs and press coverage will make (Pax) upset. I'm very worried about that. I would like to say I'm sorry for bringing this into Pax's life."

Sorry?  She just delivered this kid from a Vietnamese orphanage to a lifetime of opulence and splendor.  Based on my awesome level of jingoism, I'm pretty sure Vietnam sucks.  Last night he slept on a bed stuffed with bones and hay and ate a stew made from rocks and hair, but today he’ll fly to his new house on an 80 million dollar private jet and “mom“ is the hottest piece of ass on the planet.  The only thing she needs to apologize for is the kid may pass out from squealing with delight.