LINDSAY LOHAN IS STILL DRUNK, EASY

The New York Post says that a 30 day stay at the Wonderland rehab clinic hasn't done much to slow down Lindsay Lohans hard-partying lifestyle.  Lindsay has been out every night this week during her stay in New York, hitting all the big name hot spots and getting lit.  Just for the record, she's still underage.  Page Six says:

The newly blond starlet was with Jude Law at The Box both Friday and Saturday nights, where spies said she was "drinking champagne and dancing with four Lindsay look-alikes." She also partied at Stereo last Friday, Butter and Bungalow 8 on Monday, and had plans to hit the Plumm last night with pal Charlotte Ronson.

No one actually thought that "Lindsay Lohan is going to rehab" meant that "Lindsay Lohan is going to rehab", did they?  No one really thought she was gonna change, right?  And why would she?  This shit is fun.  Maybe I'm getting caught up in the moment, but I'm ready to give her the award for being Hollywood's Best Drunken Tramp.  Deciding a winner for this award has been a complicated journey with endless rules and quantifiers and a highly evolved system designed to eliminate subjectivity and scientifically decide who was number 1.  I don't happen to know what any of those quantifiers were, but mostly it involves getting high and blowing guys.