LINDSAY IS A COVERGIRL

Lindsay Lohan looks pretty hot lately, but you wouldn't know it by the next cover of GQ.  For the 800th time in a row, the dusty mummies who edit that thing have managed to fug up a hot chick in a photo shoot.  Maxim is still worse, but not for lack of trying.  Why are the fossils at GQ pretending to like Lindsay Lohan anyway.  Their editors would rather someone brought in a golden retriever and they all got to pet it, instead someone forced them to write awkward stories about a 20 year old slut so they could look relevant.  I don't know why they even bothered to photograph the real Lindsay Lohan. They might as well have put a stuffed Dalmatian in a bikini and photographed that. It would have been just as hot and saved everyone a lot of time.

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