LINDSAY FORGOT SOMETHING

March 3, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

This job is pretty humbling sometimes when you see an example of the great balance in the universe. At least the balance with crazy whores. It's like the minute one crazy whore who never wears underwear goes into rehab, another one gets out. And to illustrate this, Lindsay Lohan went to Teddys to DJ the other night (that’s Sonically Contemplative Lindsay in the end picture there) with no bra on. It's hard to believe she's only 20. She looks 50. She looks like she's haunted. Civil War nurses looked more fresh-faced than this at 20. She's either done a ton of drugs in her short life or she's been cursed by the Black Pearl.

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