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March 15, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
I'm begging Hollywood to stop doing this. Are they trying to entertain me or get me arrested. My penis is so confused. The good news is "Hostel, part II" promises hot naked chicks. The bad news is they have no head. I'm not technically a therapist, but I have to assume getting a hard-on while looking at the cross section of a brain isn’t the most mentally healthy thing in the world. Jacking off to a girl with no head has to be illegal.
("Hostel, part II" stars underrated heat Lauren German among others and you can see a just released extended clip here)