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March 21, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
It was a wily idea for KISS singer (?) Gene Simmons and his girlfriend, 1982 Playmate of the Year Shannon Tweed, to get facelifts and tape it all for their A&E reality show "Family Jewels". Because until three seconds ago, I'd never heard of their reality show. Or A&E. Or Playmates. I have heard of dancing candy canes and stuffed animals who come to life to take me on adventures. Later, technicians will find that I have a natural gas leak in my house and they fear much of the damage may be permanent.