BRITNEY SPEARS IS WEIRD

Us Magazine says that before checking in to Promises rehab for the second time, Britney Spears spent the day with two total strangers by the pool at the Mondrian hotel in LA.  Spears arrived at the hotel on February 17 but was denied a room because she didn't have any cash or credit cards.  So she stripped down to her bra and panties poolside and shaved her legs in the pool bathroom.  Because, you know, why wouldn't she.  From there, Us says:

“It was sad,” says a source. “It looked like she really needed a friend.”   She got two – at least for a few hours. Around noon, Spears (then in a blonde wig) began chatting up a woman in the bathroom, who offered to loan the pop star a bathing suit.  Spears followed her new friend to her hotel room where — after changing into a borrowed bikini — she raided the minibar.  “She grabbed four or five bottles and just started mixing everything and drinking them.”

Wow, me and Britney have a lot in common.  I was wearing a blond wig and chatting up two girls in the bathroom last weekend too.  And then I followed my two new friends to their hotel room where I raided their mini bar.  Girls can be so friendly, if you point a gun at them.