BRITNEY SPEARS IS FREE

Britney Spears has officially checked out of Promises in Malibu after a stay of almost one month.  She checked into the rehab clinic on February 22nd.  It is somewhat surprising that Britney checked out so soon because earlier reports stated that Britney must complete a full stint in rehab or Kevin Federline would ask for immediate and complete custody of their two children.   Promises typical inpatient treatment last between 30 and 45 days.  Britney stayed for 27 days.  Because nothing impresses judges quite like doing the bare ass minimum.  Especially when it comes to child care.  Why go all the way to the store and buy a rattle when there's a bottle of pills right here.  It's the same thing.  And why bother to buy a mobile for the babies crib when there's a poisonous beehive right outside.  Look at all the pretty bee's!