BRITNEY SPEARS IS DANGEROUS

Even a trip to church ends up with drama when your Britney Spears.  Two days ago she paid a visit to the Bel Air Presbyterian Church in Los Angeles and a security guards – an off duty police officer – pulled a gun on one of the paparazzi.

The undercover officer aimed his weapon at the paparazzo and shouted: "Get out of your car, get down."  He then handcuffed him and accused him of trying to run over a traffic policeman before finally releasing him.Mike Hooper, executive director of the Bela Air Presbyterian Church, said: "One photographer was on the wrong side of the road and tried to run over an officer who had stopped traffic. He kept coming and one of our guards pulled a gun out. I cannot speak for the security officer but he does not regret it. This is a church, not a concert."

I hope this cop was black, because black guys hold their guns sideways.  And they look cool.  Rap gun fights are practically wild west shows at this point, it's like a trick shooting contest.  One day very soon we should see pictures of Busta Rhymes shooting under one arm while riding by on a horse or 50 shooting backwards while holding a mirror over his shoulder.  Now that’s a gun fight!