BRITNEY IS PROBABLY NOT THE WICKED ONE

As most probably guessed, the suicide story originally written up in a London paper, claiming that Britney Spears carved "666" into her forehead and then tried to hang herself with a bed sheet, is probably not true. X17 Online said yesterday:

If you read most articles on the supposed attempted suicide, most are written with unnamed sources and with direct quotes attributed to no one. We saw Britney later in the evening on the 28th, the same day we saw the ambulance, attending her first AA meeting outside of rehab. She was looking good and healthy — far from what you'd expect someone who'd just attempted suicide to look like! She was out again the next evening for a Thursday night AA meeting, where X17 caught up with Brit exclusively. She gave us a sweet wave and a smile — she looked great!

Or … is this exactly what the devil wants you to think.  You'll not fool me Horned Deceiver!  We should probably run a stake dipped on holy water through Britneys heart just in case.  If she’s the devil, she’ll scream in pain and then transform into her true shape.  If not, hey, no harm done.