THIS IS GOING WELL

Friends of Tom Brady are apparently not happy that the New York Post announced to the world that his ex gf was three months pregnant.  They say Bridget Moynahan knew a story was on its way but did not warn Brady that their personal life was about to hit the tabloids.  A source says:

"Bridget didn't even bother to tell him she was going to go public with this … (she) may have gotten pregnant on purpose. She is 36, wanted a baby, and Tom was dumping her. It's a little suspicious."

A rep for Moynahan says their only role here was confirming a known story.  They also say Brady was notified of the upcoming story.  And in response to the inference that Bridget has acted unseemly, a source says:

"Please. They dated for three years and they broke up in December – right around the time he found out she was pregnant and he immediately started dating Gisele Bundchen. Who's the gross one here?"

Actually the gross one here is Gisele, who isn’t even close to being as pretty as Bridget Moynahan.  Of course I rank women according to weight, and Giselle weighs at least 3 pounds more that Bridget.  Fat bitch.