THE FIRST PICTURE OF JAYDEN JAMES SPEARS

BreatheHeavy and OK! Magazine have the very first clear picture taken of Britney Spears elusive second son, Jayden James, taken earlier this week while the baby was on his way to visit a pediatrician in New York City.   For whatever reason, Britney has never released any pictures of Jayden and rarely takes him in public as she often does with her first son, Sean.  Here, Jayden is seen dressed in pink, which Britney often does to fool photographers.  Presumably because someone told her that photographers cant see the color pink.  She may also believe their vision is based on movement.  Which may explain why Britney often goes outside her house with a pink blanket draped over her head, walking among the photographers thinking she’s a disembodied voice, saying, "OOOooooo, oooooooo!!! You stop chasin Britney Spears now, you leave her alone or I will smite you like a piggy on a BBQ … a piggy with a dry rub and a mild sauce. And maybe some corn on the cob on those little sticks with some melted butter, but not butter poured on the corn but like in a little bowl that you can dip it into as you eat it.  Oh man, that sounds so good right now.  And maybe some cake, like some chalklate cake with chalklate icin.  I wonder if we still have some of that.  If not I’ll go to tha store I guess and buy one.  Although I think you might hafta order it, I cant remember.  I think you do.  I may have to order it and then get like a different cake until the other one is ready.  Um, okay so, yeah, I guess that was all for now.  Stop chasin Britney or Ima eat you up.  Booga booga booga!!!"