PARIS NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE

GLAAD (the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) is now demanding that Paris Hilton apologize to the gay and African American communities for her use of racist and homophobic language in a video that was seen online last week.  The video shows Paris and Nicky Hilton calling a man a "fag" and Paris refers to herself by saying, "We're like two niggers."  Later Paris calls someone a, "Nigger hoodlum, broke poor bitch from, like, Compton."  GLAAD President Neil G Giuliano says:

"These are not frivolous words, and to use them as if they are gives tacit sanction to the racism and homophobia they engender. Hilton has an obligation to go on the record, explain herself, and publicly apologize to the LGBT and African American communities and all those offended by these slurs."

Does anyone think for an instant that if Paris Hilton does apologize, she’ll actually mean it and be sorry.  In Hilton's defense, minorities are pretty scary.  That's why I don't think it was such a big deal when that black guy in the bank walked up to me with his hand out and I hid behind my girlfriend, eventually pushing her into him and saying "don't hurt me, take her instead" before I ran away.  Turns out he was the loan officer we had an appointment with, but what am I, psychic?