LINDSAY LOHAN IS CURED

The Sun UK says that Lindsay Lohan officially left rehab last Friday and – brace yourself – immediately went out clubbing.  Lohan checked out of the Wonderland Center after completing a 30-day stay and spent her first night free by partying till 4am at Winston's in Hollywood.  Then she spent Saturday night until the early hours at hot-spot Teddys in West LA.  Lindsays publicist says:

"Lindsay has finished her stay at Wonderland and will continue the program as an outpatient.”

This is now borderline insulting.  Lindsay clearly didn't go to rehab and she obviously hasn't changed a bit, so why even pretend otherwise.  You might as well tell me she's an Olympic champion or invented the panda bear.  She was supposed to stay for 30 days but she left damn near every single day, and now we're supposed to believe she's sober.  Whatever.  I've spent more time than that at Disneyland.  According to Lindsays logic, that makes me Tigger. 

*bounce, bounce, bounce – weeee!*