JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS HIGH ALL THE TIME

I’m not quite sure why, but for some reason, this story didn't make a bigger splash when it came out, where Justin Timberlake admitted to doing a bunch of drugs, all the time.  And now he's admitted to Entertainment Weekly that he was high during his infamous appearance on Punk'd, when he was tricked into thinking his house was being confiscated by the IRS.  Contact Music says:

When asked about his bewildered appearance on Punk'd he explains, "I'll give you a little hint on that Punk'd thing. That was back in my first-album creative days.  That's why I looked the way I did, if that makes any sense to you."  When asked by Entertainment Weekly magazine if he was high during the prank he laughingly replies, "Incredibly. Yeah, that was a trippy experience. That was why I was completely glassy-eyed.  As a matter of fact, I was like, okay, I got to stop doing this. I don't do that anymore!"

Admitting you were crying because you were high is better than admitting you were crying because you were scared, but only just barely.  Although Justin looks like he would cry if a bee was chasing him.  Or it was lightning.  Or there was no more chocolate milk.  Or every time he sees a rainbow or hears the laughter of a child.  My point is it's hard to act tough when you wear little sweater vests and sing like a girl.  This is like having a puppy growl at you.