JESSICA IS NICE. WELL NOT REALLY

Jessica Simpson gave a brand new 8-passenger van to an orphanage in Nuevo Laredo, Mexico.  People.com says:

"Last week, someone asked Mama Lupita (the woman who runs the orphanage) if she could use a van … Mama Lupita said, 'We have no transportation at all. Of course we could use it.' So then she was told that she was getting a brand new eight-passenger van from Jessica Simpson for the orphanage."  Adds the source: "She started to cry for three minutes straight and then said, 'I can't wait to give Jessica a big hug.' "

Aww, how sweet!!!  That must have cost Jessica a fortune.  Oh hey, no, it didn't:

…Simpson, 26, had won a Chrysler Crossfire sports car at a swag suite at the MTV's Video Music Awards in the fall, but she asked Chrysler to exchange it for a minivan so she could help out the orphanage, the source says.  A spokesperson for Chrysler confirms: "Instead of the Chrysler Crossfire, she decided to get a minivan for the orphanage instead. She went for the Chrysler Town & Country."

That shit is gonna be hot.  The worlds first Town and Country dropped with lexan rims and an air-brushed Virgin Mary on the side.  Maybe after that Jessica can give away some other stuff shes not using, like a book or dignity.