“HELP ME”

The Sun UK reports that Britney Spears bizarre recent breakdown capped off this weekend when she shaved her head has been fueled by her belief that she will lose her kids in a divorce settlement to Kevin Federline.  Lawyers for KFed have tried to portray Britney as an unfit mother who cares more about partying than raising her kids.  This hasn't been hard for the lawyers to do.  Britney stayed less than 12 hours in a rehab last week before returning to California last Friday, where she briefly visited her sons in Malibu before taking off for the night with some friends.  She was seen sobbing in her limo for ten minutes before she entered Esther’s Haircutting Studio in Tarzana at 6.15pm.  After hairdressers refused to shave her head, Britney — whose tearstains were visible on her hooded top — grabbed the clippers and did it herself.  When she left, she drove aimlessly around LA for 40 minutes.  About 8pm, her car pulled up to the Body and Soul Tattoo parlor.  With shaved hair all over her top, she got two new tats: a set of pink lips on her wrist and a black and a white and pink cross on her lower hip.  At about 2am, she was seen at the Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Beverly Hills wearing a dark wig.  Sources said she spoke with staff before entering a private room.   She was seen with a friend and seemed "disturbed".  The Drudge Report says she was seen begging staff, "help me".  But she left after just over an hour and was seen heading home. She has not been seen since.  One source who watched her get her tat said:

"We just saw a huge celebrity on the verge of a nervous breakdown … She seemed really distraught and disturbed. She was very scatterbrained."

Umm … yeah.  Is it just me or is it kind of hard to cheer for Britney Spears.  She's a millionaire celebrity with every possible advantage and all of her problems are 100 percent her own doing.  She's young, rich, white and beautiful.  Gee, if only she could get a break in life.  Cheering for Britney is like cheering for slave owners to sell more cotton or Godzilla to catch a rabbit.    You might as well be sad that the Nazis lost.  “Yeah, that uppity god-dammed Poland really had been asking for it."