BRITNEY SPEARS IS DOING GREAT

Britney Spears spent last Wednesday at a rehab facility on the Caribbean island of Antigua, then left after one day, so desperate to leave she sat in the last row of the coach section on a last minute flight from Miami to Los Angeles.  One of the first things she did upon her return home was head for a Tarzana hair salon and ask that a stylist cut off all her hair.  The stylist refused, so Spears grabbed the clippers and did it herself.  Later that night she got a tattoo of lip prints on her right wrist.  KABC in Los Angeles says:

"She looks like she's having an issue right now," Derrik Snell told the station.  Emily Wynne Hughes, who works at the tattoo parlor, said Spears appeared "distraught and disturbed … She was very scatterbrained," she said.  Hughes said that when someone asked the singer and mother of two why her head was shaved, Spears replied: "I don't want anyone touching me. I'm tired of everybody touching me."  Hughes said Spears was a difficult subject for the tattoo artist to work with.  "She was screaming and flipping out from the pain and wiggling her body all around," Hughes said.

Is it just me or does she actually look kinda hot like this.  She reminds me of those hot young things in those commercials with the phone number at the bottom.  Its called the St Judes Miracle Network and the commercial has a bunch of hot young chicks playing jumprope and eating ice cream and laying around in bed.  But I think it’s a scam, because every time I call, the little minx who answers never wants to talk dirty.  Oh sure, she wants money, but playa don’t roll like that.  Its C.O.D bitch!