BRITNEY IS TOO TRASHY

Britney Spears has been pawned once again because she's such a white trash train-wreck, no one with any dignity wants anything to do with her.   This time she got denied by heiress-model Lydia Hearst, who designed 100 PUMA bags to give away at the Heatherette fashion show.  Britney asked for one of the bags but was turned down, presumably because Hearst doesn't feel she is a good role model.  Hearst said:

"I'm only giving the bag to accomplished young women who are doing something positive to affect the world around them. They are women I look up to and respect, like Gwyneth Paltrow and Sarah Jessica Parker and Anne Hathaway.   They share the same high standards of giving back to the communities in which they live."

Lydia Hearst, in case you don’t know, is a Ford Model (pictured below) and the first cousin of Amanda Hearst, (this hottie, also a Ford model) who is the great-granddaughter of William Randolph Hearst.  Amanda is the heir to a 5 billion dollar fortune.  She’s 23 and single.  And yet in the fashion world, Lydia still has to prance the catwalk in see thru bras.  And that's pretty much why I got out of modeling.  They just saw me as a piece of meat, a sexual creature to objectify.  All the while I'm trying to tell them that I have a personality, that I have a voice and a gentle heart, but all they want to do is put me in something slinky and watch me walk across the room. Damn these chiseled good looks and sexy muscles!