BRITNEY IS QUICK LIKE A CAT

February 23, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Here's the video, originally shot by X17 Online, of Britney attacking the paparazzi two nights ago with an umbrella. It happens fast and it's easy to miss, but right about the half-way point, you hear Britney's assistant say, "please guys, don't guys, please, please don't do this … oh god", then you hear a crunch and then Britney says "fuck you … fuck yourselves". And in the background, you can hear Jayden trying to get that foil top off a cup of apple sauce. Holy god, If I had a son, I'd rather leave him at a NAMBLA meeting than with Britney. I'd rather leave him underwater.

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