STUFF FROM ALL OVER

F-KEDS PRODUCER IS DEAD – Music producer Disco D (real name David Shayman) committed suicide on Tuesday.  D was found dead inside his New York home. He was 27. D mixed beats for 50 Cent, Trick Daddy and Nia Sky, as well as commercials for Spite and Best Buy, but may be most famous as the producer for the Kevin Federline single "Popozao".  Friends and family have asked for privacy.  Everyone who ever heard "Popozao" have asked for D to be resuscitated so he can kill himself again.  

(special thanks to everyone who wrote in pointing out how nicely KFed turns into FKed)

LINDSAY LOHAN IS ASKING FOR TROUBLE – After her appendix was removed two weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan was so worried it would end up being sold on eBay, she pleaded with doctors to let her keep it.  They agreed and Lindsay's appendix is now in her freezer.  The freezer where she keeps food.  Lindsay Lohan.  Who is drunk or high or drunk and high 8 nights a week.  Yeah, what could possibly go wrong.

JAKE GYLLENHALL WANTS KIDS –  Jake Gyllenhaal tells GQ that he's been thinking about starting a family, but first needs to find the right woman.

"I'm definitely thinking about (children).  Look, the most important job for a man is to find the right woman. It's the best we can do. I thank my father for choosing my mother. She's wonderful in so many ways. And she chose well, too. I've noticed in life that the mother, first, has a primary job – and as a father, your job is to pick a caring, smart, mindful woman."

Then Jakes assistant got a confused look, and leaned over to whisper something in Jakes ear.  And Jake said, "Wait, I stick my what in her what?!?  No, no, that can't be right.  Oh my god, ewww, ew, ew, ew gross…"