PETE DOHERTY IS HIGH. AGAIN.

The always fantastic Sun UK has acquired a video showing Pete Doherty, boyfriend (husband?) of Kate Moss, injecting himself with cocaine in a hostel in Thailand, all while he talks to a worried Kate on the phone and assures her that he’s “fine“. The video was taken earlier this month just two days after Pete and Kate had their relationship “blessed” in a Buddhist ceremony of the Thai island of Phuket. Although allegedly clean, Doherty left Kate shortly after the ceremony to find drugs and ended up with a 21 year old Australian girl named Jess Lea. Jess recognized Doherty and invited him back to her 15 dollar a night hostel to party with her and two friends. From there, the Sun says:

She asked Doherty if rumors he had married Kate were true. He replied: “No, I love her but I wouldn’t marry her if she was the last woman on Earth. She’s too paranoid.” Minutes later he was on the bed surrounded by cash he said he had taken from Kate. Jess, of Sydney, said she witnessed Doherty injecting coke at least three times between 1.30am and 4am. She added: “It was a bit mind-blowing. He asked us if we minded. Initially we were like, ‘OK, go for it’, but as time went on we began to get nervous.” … Kate kept calling him on the backpacker’s number. Jess said: “Pete kept telling us Kate was paranoid and wanted to know where he was and who the girls he was with were. He kept telling her there were no girls. She did seem quite pissed off, with him constantly pleading, ‘What’s wrong? I love you.’ After one conversation his mood changed. He was quite upset.” Jess and her pals eventually panicked about the drugs and tried to steer Doherty out. But he could not remember where his villa was…

Wow, this dude is like the Hulk. How does he even survive all these drugs. It's actually kind of admirable. Except, whereas the Hulk has superhuman strength, Pete just gets high a lot. And instead of helping people, he gets high. And instead of searching for a cure to his affliction, he gets high and falls down. So, in other words, nothing like the Hulk.