PARIS EYE IS GETTING WORSE

Paris Hilton is desperate to fix her droopy left eyelid and this week consulted a plastic surgeon to ask about a second surgery.  Six years ago Paris had surgery to lift her lids and the muscles of her left eye were supposedly damaged as a result, causing the left eye to droop more than the right.  Awesome gets awesomer because the plastic surgeon told her she may be damaging the lid even more by wearing tinted contacts, whish she refuses to stop.  Page Six says:

Paris has made things worse by wearing blue- tinted contact lenses over her naturally brown irises. "They have been drying out lately," dished the tipster. "She is ignoring doctors' orders to not wear her tinted contacts."

One thing I learned from modeling is that symmetry is beautiful, so maybe instead of raising the left eye, maybe they should pick a good time and use advanced instruments to lower the right.  And by "they" I mean "me".  And by "advanced instruments" I mean "a shovel".  And by "pick a good time"  I mean "hit her in the face while she's sleeping".