NEW DAY, NEW BIKINI

It's bikini madness, thanks to Jessica Alba and her endless supply of sexy swimwear.  She has to have the best ass on the planet, especially considering how skinny she is now.  I’m not sure if she even have sex with a man like myself.  Id have to kick the bed or something and while I was distracted by the pain, I have to push my penis into her like a magician setting up a trick or like when you try to get a drawstring back into a pair of sweatpants.  I cant believe she’s still dating Cash Warren.  What kind of dopey ass name is that.  Its not even a damn name, it sounds like a board game, a board game that involves cunning and strategy.

(the first four pictures are from today, the others are from Wednesday but are here because today sucks and there's nothing good going on)