KFED WANTS 50 MILLION DOLLARS

Kevin Federline has turned down a 10 million dollar divorce settlement and is holding out for a 50 million dollar payday, according to Life and Style.   Just two months ago, the Sun UK reported that he was asking for 30 million dollars.  Life and Style says:

The only way Britney Spears can guarantee she’ll keep custody of her sons, Sean Preston, 16 months, and Jayden James, 4 months, is to give in to Kevin Federline’s settlement demands.   Brit’s estranged hubby turned down a $10 million offer in December and is now asking for an astonishing $50 million — about one third of Brit’s net worth — to give up full custody of the kids.  “She’s been crying practically nonstop,” says a friend of Brit’s.

My sources tell me that she’s been crying non stop because the waiter explained that if he drizzled hot butter over the chocolate, it would just melt the chocolate and then it would be a mess.  And then she said, "buh I wanit! I wanna butter da chalklate!"  Finally the waiter dipped a pork chop in chocolate and Britney was happy, and she rubbed her hands together in anticipation.  "I’m gonna eat you up chalklate piggy!”"